I love the haiku and wrote a few today. Thought I’d share. Criticism welcome.

Everything ‘bout me
Is super tumblin’ delish
Wanna take a bite?

Round, Plump, Soft, Fleshy
Chunky, Portly, Pudgy, Big
Euphemisms - Fat!

I will nurture you
My beauty is mother’s love
Enjoy my warm glow

Don’t tell me I can’t
I’m a powerful woman
I do as I please

Admittedly, the first is meant to be suggestive, though only in a fun and empowering way. You should definitely try writing a few haiku. They can be really fun to do and they can be about anything. When I was in high school, a friend and I used to only pass notes in haiku form.