There’s a parody advertisement on the front of this site for “Booty Perfume” (i.e. “smells like ass?”) I don’t quite get the joke. Is it calling out people who think all fat women are sleazy or promiscuous? It is a call for women to reject any loser who treats them like a whore? Is it making fun of the wannabe ghetto/gangsta/player types (of all races) who treat women like garbage, and go around with childish, illiterate talk about “booty calls” and other misogynist vulgarities? Very, very weird… What exactly is the joke, here? Thx.

Hey - great question, and no joke really.

This is a line of products designed by women for women. The line is called Booty Parlor, a play on words of beauty parlor.

The point of the line of products is to let women pamper themselves, using sensual products to get ready for a night out with friends, a significant other or an evening alone.

In the same way that a woman (or anyone, really) might take a lengthy bubble-bath in order to relax, pamper herself, take a while to get ready by putting on nice lotions and so forth, the Booty Parlor line is meant to let women treat themselves sensually and feel sexy.

In fact, it was a very large and lovely lady who introduced us to the line and told us all the ways she enjoyed using the products to dress up, feel sexy and love her body. She suggested that others would love the line as well, and so far the feedback has been excellent.

We’ve noticed that many products for sexual and sensual products are made by men to make women what they want them to be, and that doesn’t go with our philosophy of empowering women. This line does.

If you want to look at the full line, you can view it here:

http://store.moreofmetolove.com/entertainment/booty-parlor

“Sexual aids” presume that one is comfortable engaging in sexual activity (conversations & reading count as “activity”) with absolute strangers. I don’t know who this troubled, pitiful woman is (or whether or not she’s a pawn/myth used as a cover by a cynical group of marketing goons—the same sort of losers who try to convince the world that women “produce” pornography), but anyone who would buy this sickening junk needs to spend a lot of time in therapy talking about their self esteem issues.

Is someone’s so lonely they think buying a frickin’ PRODUCT has anything to do with LOVE, they’re in deep, deep trouble. Anyone who thinks LOVE and MARRIAGE—the ONLY sexual outlets for SANE people—have ANYTHING to do with pornographied, lowest of the lowest uncommon denominator, loser/obsessive “booty” pseudo “sex” is mentally ill. If this crap is legitmate and not a joke, it’s one notch above heroin addiction. (Do the “booty perfume” cynics take EBT cards?) The ONLY people who buy “sexual aids” are men with pornography addictions and women who hate themselves so much they’re willing to put up with men with pornography addictions.

Absolutely disgusting.